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Ohope Wins' $6 Million Death Sparks Public Inquiry

Sports · 18 October 2026

Ohope Wins' $6 Million Death Sparks Public Inquiry

The death of Ohope Wins in the Caulfield Cup has prompted Racing Victoria to launch a public inquiry into the circumstances, as the horse's $6 million value and the tragedy have shocked the racing community.

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