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Ohope Wins' $6 Million Death Sparks Public Inquiry

Ohope Wins' $6 Million Death Sparks Public Inquiry

Ohope Wins collapsed in the Caulfield Cup, leaving the racing world stunned and the tote’s $6 million figure suddenly a question mark.

Racing Victoria has announced a full‑scale, public inquiry into the death, pledging transparency this week as it digs into every possible cause.

The industry is bracing for a thorough probe that will look at track conditions, veterinary procedures and any other factor that might have contributed to the tragedy.

While the investigation may feel as long‑winded as a horse that forgets its own name, officials insist it is the only way to restore confidence and prove the sport can run safely.

The inquiry will keep the public’s curiosity at the same level as the racing community’s shock, and it is expected to keep the industry on its toes for months to come.

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