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The Greens Retreat: A Study in Sympathetic Stalling

Politics · 29 September 2026

The Greens Retreat: A Study in Sympathetic Stalling

With all but two senators formally out of the running, the party's leadership battle moves to a Sydney venue for a week of consensus-seeking that looks suspiciously like a very expensive group therapy session.

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