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Rate Hike Turns Labor’s Budget into a Tightrope Act

Finance · 30 September 2026

Rate Hike Turns Labor’s Budget into a Tightrope Act

When the Reserve Bank of Australia nudged rates higher, the Labor government’s plans for spending and productivity were left balancing on a financial tightrope. Market participants mutter that the move is a reminder th…

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