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Alaska Senate Race Gets a Double Dan, Trump Fumes

World · 3 days ago

Alaska Senate Race Gets a Double Dan, Trump Fumes

The New York Times reports that Democrats recruited a candidate named Dan Sullivan to run against Republican incumbent Dan Sullivan in Alaska’s Senate race, a move that has left voters confused and prompted a sharp…

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