Paws and Profits: New Zealand Farmers Put Working Dogs on the Insurance Books
A golden retriever named Duke has just been listed on the official farmers’ insurance register with a policy worth $12,300, a figure that would make even the most conservative cattleman raise an eyebrow.
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Farmers across the North Island are following Duke’s lead, treating their working dogs as a top‑tier asset. Policies now cover everything from herding mishaps to the inevitable case of a dog chasing a sheep into a vat of milk.
The move comes at a time when dairy prices have nudged up by 4% and the Reserve Bank’s recent cash‑rate decision has left the market uncertain. Some agribusinesses now view a well‑insured pup as a hedge against the unpredictable losses that can come from a single stray animal.
The New Zealand Farmers’ Association has issued a tongue‑in‑cheek guide titled “Canine Capital Management,” detailing the steps a farmer should take to ensure their dogs are protected from “leash liability” and “mid‑summer boredom.”
Insurers have responded by adding a “leash‑liability” clause, covering the cost of a dog’s accidental escape from the fence that could lead to a 12‑hour loss of milk production.
While the policy paperwork is surprisingly detailed, it still leaves out one essential item: a clause for chasing rogue sheep, a risk that has historically been a favourite pastime for both dogs and farmers alike.
In a light‑hearted twist, some farmers have started to wonder whether the real return on investment might be the extra road cones they install around banks—just in case a dog decides to play fetch with a passer‑by’s wallet.
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