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BT Pledges £100m Payment Waiver to Rescue TalkTalk Wholesale Arm

BT Pledges £100m Payment Waiver to Rescue TalkTalk Wholesale Arm

In a move that would make a banker’s head spin, BT announced it would gladly forgo a little more than £100m of overdue payments to a private‑equity firm if that firm could finally buy TalkTalk’s wholesale arm.

The request, delivered in a single sheet of paper that might as well have been a Post‑it, was sent to the same group that has been trying to wrestle the beleaguered telecom from its own creditors for months.

If the deal goes through, BT will be the first to give a lender a break while still keeping the right to charge interest on future loans for a different, more obedient client.

TalkTalk’s wholesale division, once the pride of the City’s telecom sector, has been in limbo, its cables tangled in a bureaucracy that feels more like a Victorian novel than a spreadsheet.

The private‑equity backer, a nameless player that prefers to be called "the opportunist," sees the £100m waiver as a small price for owning the future of wholesale connectivity, while BT hopes to keep its reputation as the "good neighbour" of the industry.

Whether the City will see this as a generous act or a cynical game of corporate chess remains to be seen, but one thing is certain: the only thing more bewildering than a £100m waiver is the fact that anyone still thinks that the City can negotiate without a touch of humour.

if this one landed.