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Trump Unveils "Super Intelligence" Plan After Big Tech Dinner, Claims AI Fears Are Hoax

Trump Unveils "Super Intelligence" Plan After Big Tech Dinner, Claims AI Fears Are Hoax

After a private dinner with Silicon Valley executives, President Trump took to the press to announce a new AI safety framework. He renamed the technology "Super Intelligence" and declared that the fears raised by Democrats were a hoax.

The president said he would "self‑police" the industry, but no concrete policy or enforcement mechanism was provided. The announcement was made in a brief statement following the dinner, and no official documentation has been released.

Reactions from the tech community were muted. Many executives declined to comment, and analysts point out that the lack of detail makes it hard to assess the plan’s feasibility or impact.

If the framework were to be formalized, it could reshape AI regulation in the U.S., but without specifics it remains uncertain how it would be implemented or enforced. The announcement is inspired by public statements made this week.

if this one landed.