NASA Grants Starliner a Fresh Launchpad After Two Astronauts’ Unwanted Space Vacation

Two astronauts, still practicing their 'escape' routine on a cramped station, were left adrift for months after a Boeing Starliner test flight misfired.

The test was supposed to be a rehearsal for the next crewed launch, but ended up as a live‑action drama that gave the Space Agency a new definition of 'extended stay'.

In a move that could only be described as 'budgetary optimism', NASA announced on Monday that it will spend $359 million to keep the Starliner in the launch queue.

The money will cover everything from extra safety checks to a new mascot—an inflatable astronaut who will hold the line in the event of another mishap.

The agency is also planning a series of missions that will start with a solo launch, to make sure no one else has to endure a prolonged space holiday.

The Starliner’s new homeport will be the same launch complex, but with a larger crowd of technicians and a smaller crew to avoid the drama.

Washington’s Capitol Hill will watch with interest, as the $359 million could be the next big budget line item for the Senate’s 'Space and Rocketry' committee.

Meanwhile, the two stranded astronauts are reportedly filing for 'Space Vacation' claims, and have requested a refund in the form of a new mission.

At least the NASA budget will look more like a blockbuster film than a train wreck.