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Shutdown Specter Lurks in October Inflation Report

Shutdown Specter Lurks in October Inflation Report

The October consumer‑price index is arriving with a familiar chill – the ghost of last year’s government shutdown still lingers in the data. Analysts say the shutdown’s supply‑chain hiccups and labor‑force gaps may be nudging prices upward, making the CPI feel less like a fresh reading and more like a haunted house that refuses to let its last visitor go.

While the headline number may not be terrifyingly high, the specter of the shutdown is prompting economists to double‑check every figure, as if looking for hidden cobwebs in the methodology. The joke in the room is that the data is so haunted, even the Fed’s usual optimism sounds like a faint whisper from the past.

In short, the October inflation report may be haunted, but that doesn’t mean the economy is doomed – it just means policymakers will need to exorcise a few lingering ghosts before the next round of numbers arrives.

2025 United States federal government shutdown notification by department.png — Wikimedia Commons
2025 United States federal government shutdown notification by department.png — Wikimedia Commons

if this one landed.