Monday, 9 November 2026

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Lighter · a photo list, not a news story. The pictures are openly licensed.

Eight calm pictures of swans

Here are eight calm pictures of swans. They move as if the water is being kind to them. The pictures are from public collections, not a news report.

Lake Ontario Swan (Curved Neck). They move as if the water is on their side. — Tony Fischer Photography, CC BY
Lake Ontario Swan (Curved Neck). They move as if the water is on their side. — Tony Fischer Photography, CC BY
Kristen Stewart (Bella Swan). A calm line across the pond. — Brinana :), CC BY
Kristen Stewart (Bella Swan). A calm line across the pond. — Brinana :), CC BY
Black Swan event. They look unhurried, which is the lovely part. — jurvetson, CC BY
Black Swan event. They look unhurried, which is the lovely part. — jurvetson, CC BY
Mute Swan Explored. A long neck, and a quieter afternoon. — pete. #hwcp, CC BY
Mute Swan Explored. A long neck, and a quieter afternoon. — pete. #hwcp, CC BY
Black Necked Swan. They seem to be taking the day gently. — digitalART2, CC BY
Black Necked Swan. They seem to be taking the day gently. — digitalART2, CC BY
Black Swan Movie Makeup. A white pause, and the water holding it. — Tucia, CC BY
Black Swan Movie Makeup. A white pause, and the water holding it. — Tucia, CC BY
LEGO Swan Lake. They make stillness look graceful. — alanboar, CC BY-SA
LEGO Swan Lake. They make stillness look graceful. — alanboar, CC BY-SA
LEGO Swan Lake. Nothing loud about them, and that is the point. — alanboar, CC BY-SA
LEGO Swan Lake. Nothing loud about them, and that is the point. — alanboar, CC BY-SA

That is all of them. A calm minute, and the day can carry on.

if this one landed.