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Banana growers demand raises as super El Niño turns plantations into a mud‑filled slip‑n‑slide

Banana growers demand raises as super El Niño turns plantations into a mud‑filled slip‑n‑slide

Latin American banana producers are calling for better wages after the super El Niño turned what were once stable plantations into soggy, mud‑covered fields. The severe weather has led to a noticeable drop in banana output, prompting growers to seek compensation for the added hardship.

The growers have banded together under the Latin American Banana Growers Federation, which has presented a request for wage adjustments that reflect the impact of the extreme weather on their labour and livelihoods.

While the federation has not disclosed exact figures, its proposal ties any future pay rise to the severity of the climate‑related losses, arguing that workers should receive a fair share of any remaining profits.

Government ministries have responded by saying they will review the situation and consider the growers’ demands, while also emphasizing the need for broader climate‑resilience measures.

Multinational fruit companies are monitoring the negotiations, noting that a satisfied workforce could help stabilise supply chains that have been disrupted by the weather.

The episode highlights how climate extremes are reshaping labour discussions in the banana sector, with growers hoping that the next round of talks will bring more than just a splash of water to their pockets.

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