Tuesday, 3 November 2026

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750 Civilians Escape Famine Conditions

Thousands of residents were stranded in a Russian-occupied city. They were evacuated through a humanitarian escort corridor.

Ukraine civilian casualties by month since 2022 — Wikimedia Commons
Ukraine civilian casualties by month since 2022 — Wikimedia Commons

Russian and Ukrainian officials coordinated this significant measure of cooperation. It was the most substantial truce since the war began.

Reported by Good News Network. This short piece uses only that published headline and blurb: https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/over-750-ukraine-civilians-evacuated-from-famine-conditions-in-most-substantial-truce-of-the-war/

if this one landed.