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Waller and McDonald: The Cox Plate's Unstoppable Breakfast Duo

Waller and McDonald: The Cox Plate's Unstoppable Breakfast Duo

In the Cox Plate, the partnership of trainers Chris Waller and James McDonald has been described as a "bacon and eggs" pairing – the kind of combo you simply can’t overlook. Form‑guide gurus are being told to circle both names on Saturday for a host of reasons.

Betting shops are already buzzing, with punters shouting “Go Waller, go McDonald!” as the odds swing faster than a hot skillet flipping bacon.

The analogy doesn’t stop at the kitchen – the form guide now reads: Waller & McDonald, the power‑house breakfast duo you need to watch when the gates open.

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