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Australian MPs Say Listening Is Dangerous, Yet Refuse 24/7 Security

Australian MPs Say Listening Is Dangerous, Yet Refuse 24/7 Security

Australian politicians have openly warned that simply listening to constituents is becoming a high‑risk activity. Yet, in a move that sounds more like a dare than a policy shift, they say they have no desire for 24/7 security.

The paradox is almost poetic: a job that demands constant attention to public concerns is now described as dangerous, but the same MPs prefer to keep their guard down rather than live behind a permanent security bubble.

“Listening is increasingly dangerous,” one legislator remarked, underscoring the tension between safety and accessibility.

Supporters argue that rejecting round‑the‑clock protection signals confidence and a commitment to remain open, while critics warn that the lack of constant security could leave MPs exposed to the very threats they aim to address.

Regardless of the debate, the decision highlights a new era of parliamentary drama where the only safety net may be the politicians’ willingness to stay in the public eye without a full‑time bodyguard.

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