Monday, 19 October 2026

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Burnham’s ‘big changes’ to welfare: a promise as shaky as a teenager’s Wi‑Fi signal

Burnham’s ‘big changes’ to welfare: a promise as shaky as a teenager’s Wi‑Fi signal

Andy Burnham has pledged sweeping welfare reforms to tackle the NEET crisis, a problem that has been described as an "economic catastrophe" by the mayor.

The announcement comes after children’s commissioner Dame Rachel de Souza highlighted "staggering" inequalities in how young people are treated across the UK.

Burnham said the new policy would be a "big change" to the welfare system, and he noted that the long‑awaited Alan Milburn review is due next month.

Political analysts have already compared the promise to a diet soda – sweet on paper but likely to fizz.

Opposition parties have responded with a mix of applause for ambition and eye‑rolling at the history of delays in British bureaucracy.

In the corridors of power, civil servants are reportedly preparing for the inevitable parade of committees and working groups that will examine the proposals.

If history is any guide, the reforms will involve a series of pilot programmes that will be evaluated and then shelved until the next political season.

The public watches the spectacle with detached amusement, half‑hopeful that the promised "big changes" might finally bring a real solution.

if this one landed.