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Herne Hill Bike Shop’s ‘Fresh Air’ Nightmare: Thames Water Sewer Stench Threatens Cyclists

Herne Hill Bike Shop’s ‘Fresh Air’ Nightmare: Thames Water Sewer Stench Threatens Cyclists

A bike shop in the leafy south‑London neighbourhood of Herne Hill has been hit by an "unbearable" odour emanating from a Thames Water sewer. The smell has turned the shop – a well‑known sanctuary for local cyclists – into a place where owners and mechanics are forced to hold their breath.

The shop’s owner and the team of mechanics say the stench is affecting their health and they fear for the future of the business. Thames Water has yet to give a date for when the problem will be fixed, leaving the shop’s fate as uncertain as a flat tyre on a rainy day.

While the community watches the situation unfold, the bike shop remains a symbol of the everyday challenges cyclists face when city infrastructure goes wrong.

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