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Airbus chief warns UK may be left on the launch‑pad if it hands Skynet to Lockheed

Airbus chief warns UK may be left on the launch‑pad if it hands Skynet to Lockheed

Airbus CEO Guillaume Faury wrote to Transport Secretary Andy Burnham warning that selecting Lockheed Martin for the Skynet military satellite programme could see Britain lose its foothold in the European space sector.

The handwritten note from the Airbus cockpit landed on Andy Burnham’s desk, warning that the UK might end up watching the Skynet launch from the ground.

Faury’s point was simple: the UK’s space industry is perched on the edge of a lucrative European role, and a mis‑step could see it plummeting into the orbit of the United States. In plain English, handing Skynet to Lockheed would be like letting the City’s bankers run the tea‑room – the risk of losing the whole kettle is palpable.

2019 09 17 Reunión con el CEO de Airbus, Guillaume Faury (48749729941).jpg — Wikimedia Commons
2019 09 17 Reunión con el CEO de Airbus, Guillaume Faury (48749729941).jpg — Wikimedia Commons

The warning was delivered with all the gravitas of a City‑speak briefing: “Strategic autonomy,” he wrote, “requires us to stay in the European cockpit.” The implication was that the UK might be left with a souvenir satellite that never leaves the launch pad.

If the UK does choose Lockheed, the next chapter could be a lesson in how quickly a nation can be demoted from ‘key player’ to ‘key observer’ in the European space theatre – a fate the City’s own shareholders would find hard to digest.

if this one landed.