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Ofgem’s ‘Pay‑Your‑Rival’ Charge Could Turn Energy Switching Into a Charity Fundraiser

Ofgem’s ‘Pay‑Your‑Rival’ Charge Could Turn Energy Switching Into a Charity Fundraiser

Ofgem is weighing a market‑stabilisation charge that would force energy suppliers to pay a fee to rivals when they lure customers with cheaper offers. The regulator says the measure is intended to keep firms from going bust after a sprint for low‑price deals.

If the proposal is adopted, a supplier that wins a customer with a lower rate would have to compensate the company that lost the business. The fee would be based on the price difference, effectively turning each switch into a micro‑charity transaction.

Consumers could find themselves saving money while also contributing a small surcharge to the rival provider – a quirky twist that makes energy switching feel a bit like a community fundraiser.

Industry observers note that the charge could reshape how brokers pitch deals, as the cost of winning a customer would now include a payment to the competitor.

Regulators hope the charge will stabilise the market, but critics warn it could make customers feel like they’re funding the very companies they’re trying to leave behind. In the end, the energy market might finally have to share the bill, literally.

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