Tuesday, 13 October 2026

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UK grocery price inflation climbs again, shoppers chase deals and early Halloween bargains

UK grocery price inflation climbs again, shoppers chase deals and early Halloween bargains

UK grocery price inflation has edged up again, pushing shoppers into special offers as their primary defence against a cost‑of‑living squeeze.

In a curious side‑effect, more families are snapping up Halloween treats weeks ahead of the spooky season, as if the spectre of higher prices were already knocking on their doors.

A supermarket aisle now sports a "Buy one, get haunted" sign, a subtle reminder that even pumpkins are feeling the pinch of rising grocery prices.

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