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Taylor's Two‑Thirds Migration Cut: A Bureaucratic Bid to Outshine One Nation

Taylor's Two‑Thirds Migration Cut: A Bureaucratic Bid to Outshine One Nation

In a move that feels like a political version of a budget‑cutting contest, NSW Minister Taylor has announced plans to slash migration by two‑thirds, hoping to make One Nation look less ambitious.

The proposal would force international students to apply for visas from an offshore office, a change that could push temporary migrants to consider leaving the country.

One Nation has responded with a polite shrug, reminding everyone that they have been championing the same idea for longer than the last council term.

if this one landed.