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Trump Names National Intelligence Director Jay Clayton as White House AI Czar

Trump Names National Intelligence Director Jay Clayton as White House AI Czar

President Trump announced that National Intelligence Director Jay Clayton will also serve as the White House AI czar, a dual role that puts the nation’s top spy in charge of the government’s artificial‑intelligence strategy.

Clayton, who testified during his confirmation hearing that AI is a "game‑changer" but also a "threat to national security," will now head the newly created "Super Intelligence Force," a unit designed to coordinate federal engagement with AI.

The appointment blends bureaucratic hierarchy with tech hype: Clayton will continue overseeing the intelligence community while simultaneously steering the nation’s AI policy, a paradox the administration has turned into an official position.

The "Super Intelligence Force" sounds more like a superhero squad than a policy office, but its purpose is straightforward—bring together agencies to avoid the classic "we already have a team" argument and ensure AI development follows a clear chain of command.

While the White House has yet to detail the budget or legislative oversight for the new unit, the move signals that the administration views AI as a strategic priority worthy of the same attention given to traditional intelligence operations.

For now, the public can expect a single official to juggle both the nation’s most classified missions and its most advanced code, a combination that may prove as efficient as it is unprecedented.

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