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Whitehall eyes safeguards as it hands new spending powers to England’s mayors

Whitehall eyes safeguards as it hands new spending powers to England’s mayors

Whitehall is set to hand fresh spending powers to England’s regional leaders – mayors and council chiefs – but ministers are already sketching a safety‑net to make sure the money doesn’t end up on a private yacht.

The idea is simple: give local leaders extra revenue to tackle community problems, then put checks in place so the cash doesn’t disappear into a loophole. Officials say they are exploring oversight tools such as regular audits and a central committee that could step in if the funds go off‑track.

The proposal has sparked speculation about how the new powers will be used. Will they fund new community projects, or will they be diverted to more glamorous ventures? While the exact mechanisms are still being debated, one thing is clear – the City’s usual suspects are watching the plan with a mix of curiosity and caution.

In the end, the real question isn’t just how the money will be spent, but whether the oversight will be tighter than a city accountant’s spreadsheet. If it works, it could become a model for other parts of the UK – and a punchline for anyone who enjoys a good bureaucratic twist.

if this one landed.