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Head's Ton Turns Harare Into a Cricketing Comedy Show

Sports · 19 September 2026

Head's Ton Turns Harare Into a Cricketing Comedy Show

In a match that read more like a one‑act play than a sport, the Australian side’s star batter stole the scene with a 75‑ball century, leaving the Zimbabwean team to ponder what went wrong while the crowd cheered li…

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