Sports · 28 September 2026
Cleary Cracks Ankle, City’s Future in the Balance
Nathan Cleary suffered a shattered ankle in Sunday's preliminary final, forcing a six‑month recovery that could ripple through the club’s future.
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Business · 28 September 2026
Graduate Diploma of Management on the Brink: Private Colleges Offer Last‑Minute Discounts as ‘Shonk’ Students Await Deregistration
With the federal government set to remove the Graduate Diploma of Management from the register in October, private institutions are offering steep last‑minute discounts to lure students, sparking speculation that the p…
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Sports · 28 September 2026
AFL Grand Final Shatters TV Ratings, Leaves Commentators in a State of Confusion
The 2026 AFL Grand Final drew record‑breaking TV audiences, leaving even seasoned commentators scrambling to keep up.
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Business · 28 September 2026
EV Range Rumble: Market Participants Collide Over Kilometre Conundrum
A satirical look at the frenzy among EV owners, battery makers, and charging networks as they debate the most absurd ways to stretch kilometres, proving that even the future of transport can be a comedy of errors.
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Finance · 28 September 2026
Bond Yields Soar, AI Stocks Squeeze: Wall Street’s High‑Interest Comedy
A sudden surge in U.S. Treasury yields has left AI‑heavy stocks teetering, with market participants debating whether the technology boom can survive the new interest‑rate reality.
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Business · 28 September 2026
Skeptics Warn AI Firms Could Unleash Unseen 'Bionic Pandemics'
When AI labs claim their generative models could help craft pathogens, market participants scramble to adjust risk premiums, while regulators wonder if a new 'lab‑tech' sector is emerging.
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Business · 28 September 2026
South Australia’s 10‑Year‑Old Blackout Still Lights the Debate, Not the City
A decade after the statewide blackout that left SA in darkness, the energy debate remains as bright as ever, with market participants arguing over the future of power generation.
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Sports · 28 September 2026
Knights Hooker Crossland Sent Off, Grand Final Hopes Flatlined
The Knights’ hooker Crossland was shown a red card in the preliminary final, sent straight to the judiciary, and is likely to miss the grand final, leaving the club to play without its star flanker.
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Business · 28 September 2026
Four‑Year Flood Repair Queue Turns Sydney Suburbs Into a Wall Street Waiting List
A chronic tradie shortage has stretched post‑flood repairs into a four‑year backlog, leaving homeowners in a limbo that feels less like a crisis and more like a market in freefall.
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