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RBA’s New Game Plan: Let Unemployment Take a Breather

Finance · 2 October 2026

RBA’s New Game Plan: Let Unemployment Take a Breather

The Reserve Bank of Australia has hinted that a modest climb in unemployment is acceptable while it tugs the economy back from overheating, leaving market participants to wonder if the next policy meeting will be held in…

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