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Iced Coffee: The New Cold War of the City

Business · 26 September 2026

Iced Coffee: The New Cold War of the City

A wave of online debate has erupted over whether ordering an iced coffee at a job interview signals modernity or a lack of warmth, prompting recruiters to question the very essence of professionalism in the Square Mile.

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