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Burnham Backs Out of Third Runway, City Stalks £33bn

Business · 27 September 2026

Burnham Backs Out of Third Runway, City Stalks £33bn

Andy Burnham has put the controversial £33bn Heathrow third‑runway scheme on ice, sparking a quiet war of words in the City where the only thing that flies faster than planes is the market’s reaction to the news.

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