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22 October 2026

Archived desk. The joke and teaser are open. Fog Frame is still a game, and this run does not count toward the stats.

Joke

My laptop’s cooling fan got so loud during the update, the neighbors thought I was DJing from my closet.

Brain teaser

I speak only when struck, yet I tell the hour. I have no mouth, but I am often heard in the dark. What am I?

Hint: It usually has a face.

Answer: A clock

Fog Frame

Come play this archived Fog Frame. It does not count toward the stats.

Server-blurred mystery photo

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Turns left: 6 / 6

Hint unlocks after 3 misses.