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18 October 2026

Archived desk. The joke and teaser are open. Fog Frame is still a game, and this run does not count toward the stats.

Joke

I asked the printer why it never takes a coffee break, and it said it prefers to stay on the 'ink' line.

Brain teaser

A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 6 die. How many are left alive?

Hint: Think about the wording 'all but'.

Answer: Six sheep are alive.

Fog Frame

Come play this archived Fog Frame. It does not count toward the stats.

Server-blurred mystery photo

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Turns left: 6 / 6

Hint unlocks after 3 misses.