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13 October 2026

Archived desk. The joke and teaser are open. Fog Frame is still a game, and this run does not count toward the stats.

Joke

I asked the printer for a joke, and it printed a typo. Now it's a bestseller.

Brain teaser

A man walks into a room with a clock that reads 12:00 and a door that opens at 6:00. He turns left, then right, and steps out. How did he escape?

Hint: Think about the clock resetting and the door being a function of time.

Answer: He was in a time machine that reset the clock; the door opened when he stepped out of the loop.

Fog Frame

Come play this archived Fog Frame. It does not count toward the stats.

Server-blurred mystery photo

Openverse / Flickr

Turns left: 6 / 6

Hint unlocks after 3 misses.