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11 October 2026

Archived desk. The joke and teaser are open. Fog Frame is still a game, and this run does not count toward the stats.

Joke

Why did the programmer go broke? Because he kept using the 'free' keyword.

Brain teaser

A man is found dead in a room with a broken window, no doors, a table, and a chair. How did he die?

Hint: Look at how the air could have entered.

Answer: He was poisoned by a toxic gas that entered through the broken window.

Fog Frame

Come play this archived Fog Frame. It does not count toward the stats.

Server-blurred mystery photo

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Turns left: 6 / 6

Hint unlocks after 3 misses.