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Politics · 4 October 2026
After Parliament rejects a tenant‑protection bill, tens of thousands march across Spain, turning streets into a carnival of inflatable flat‑share floats.
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World · 3 October 2026
For a seventh consecutive day, Portadown’s streets have been a circus of tradition and protest, with the Orange Order marching beside a garden gnome fair, while police juggle whistles and traffic cones.
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World · 3 October 2026
President Trump announced a multi‑billion‑dollar steel plant in Iowa, blaming tariffs for high steel prices and promising the heartland will now forge its own metal destiny.
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Politics · 2 October 2026
The government has abolished fees for parents to sit with their children and for minor passenger‑name mismatches, ending a costly ‘cuddle surcharge’ on domestic and short‑haul flights.
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World · 2 October 2026
Around 400 French schools were forced to stay shut after student protests, which began in the Paris region, erupted into violent clashes across the country.
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World · 2 October 2026
Ahead of a looming election, Malaysia has begun a rapid‑fire deportation of Myanmar refugees, sending them back to conflict zones in a bid to tidy up its voter rolls, sparking international ridicule and moral bewilderm…
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World · 1 October 2026
Swiss glaciers have lost more than 5% of their ice this year, threatening water supplies and ecosystems across Europe, while the country’s residents consider whether they should start selling water like a luxury commod…
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World · 1 October 2026
An Israeli plumber aboard flight FZ1073 to Tel Aviv stepped in after a pilot was stabbed, using his trade‑tools to keep the aircraft from nosediving and shepherding passengers to safety.
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World · 1 October 2026
The Brooks River’s annual Fat Bear Week has become a global livestream spectacle, with viewers rating brown bears as they inhale sockeye salmon and bulk up for winter. The competition is less about sport and more about…
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