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Finance · 27 September 2026
A sudden wave of AI skepticism sent the Nasdaq tumbling, with Nvidia’s share price plunging 16% and other AI infrastructure firms following suit in double‑digit drops. The market’s response suggests investors are t…
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Sports · 27 September 2026
In a tongue‑in‑cheek interview, Iceland’s lone whaler argues that catching whales is as routine as herding cows, sparking laughter and mild outrage across the Atlantic.
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Business · 27 September 2026
During a glittering state visit, Xi Jinping, Donald Trump and a host of tech magnates spent more time polishing glass tables than debating AI, sending the markets to a sideways dip while the yuan slipped after a chart‑…
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Business · 27 September 2026
In a bizarre twist, the US is racing to stockpile a specialized screw for its X‑plane program, a move that has sent procurement clerks into a frenzy and raised eyebrows over the future of drone warfare.
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Business · 27 September 2026
In a move that feels like a spreadsheet‑sized political statement, the United Nations unveiled a database of corporations tied to activity in the West Bank. Israeli officials blasted the list as a smear campaign, while…
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Business · 27 September 2026
A fresh survey shows that while the general poverty rate slips, the senior segment is catching a lift, proving the economic squeeze has a special place in the wallet of those on the brink of retirement.
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Business · 27 September 2026
In a world where a centimeter of aisle can mean the difference between a brand’s fortunes, retailers and suppliers play a silent, high‑stakes game. Inside secret ‘Display Committees’, data, design, and a splash o…
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Business · 26 September 2026
Farmers across the United States are reeling as soaring input costs erase the bright gains of higher crop prices, leaving them clutching their futures contracts with a mix of hope and dread.
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Business · 26 September 2026
The economy of Northern Ireland, roughly the size of a single UK region, grew 2.3% to June as demand for its renowned kettlebells and squat racks skyrocketed worldwide. The rise is a reminder that even small economies ca…
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