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Business · 30 September 2026
In a bid to outpace tech rivals, the President unveiled a new AI‑powered government portal, but he simultaneously announced he will not partner with China on AI safety, leaving diplomats and developers to wonder what t…
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World · 30 September 2026
After an 87‑year‑old was evicted, Madrid’s Socialist coalition finally decided to extend the ban on evictions of vulnerable residents—an act that feels less like a policy shift and more like a bureaucratic patchw…
Read more…Business · 30 September 2026
A trio of U.S. news outlets has filed a petition to block the Trump-era access ban, sparking a dry commentary on how political gate‑keeping can feel like a market downturn for journalists’ ‘currency’.
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Finance · 29 September 2026
In a move that has investors clutching their spreadsheets, OpenAI has shelved its latest agentic model for safety concerns, while Anthropic’s IPO document is now a cautionary guide to risk‑management, leaving the tec…
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Sports · 28 September 2026
Mid‑first‑half, a Real Madrid legends match paused for a beer break, turning the friendly into a pub‑style social event that left fans wondering if the players were actually playing or just practicing their bartend…
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Entertainment · 28 September 2026
Taylor Swift’s latest four‑track addition to a previously criticized album is a cryptic scavenger hunt, featuring a mix of vindictive love songs, sweet highs, and a playlist that includes Madonna, Charli XCX and U2.…
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Business · 28 September 2026
When U.S. sanctions cut Iranian airlines off from Dubai, airports on both sides of the Persian Gulf suddenly resemble a theme park for stranded passengers and a showcase for airline bureaucracy. The result? A new kind of…
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Business · 28 September 2026
In a Paris residency, a new audio‑isolation system lets Céline Dion sing without the roar of a stadium, turning the show into a quiet, high‑tech showcase of corporate innovation.
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Business · 27 September 2026
A quiet office in a multinational tech firm becomes a case study in how absent birthday recognition can mirror a culture of relentless performance scrutiny.
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