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Finance · 15 October 2026
Netflix announces a 6% reduction in staff amidst slowing growth, sparking concerns about content quality as the layoffs impact the creative pool. The tech giant is joining the trend of companies cutting jobs across the U…
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Finance · 15 October 2026
Democrats are blaming former President Donald Trump for higher everyday prices, a move that comes as inflation climbs and the midterm battleground expands deeper into Republican‑leaning districts.
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Finance · 15 October 2026
The final pre‑election inflation report shows price hikes and stagnant wages, undercutting President Trump’s claim of a booming economy as voters head to the polls in 2026.
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Finance · 14 October 2026
The Federal Reserve Board announced it will keep the comment window for its Regulation O modernization proposal open until November 4. The extension is framed as a chance for more public input, even if the excitement…
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Finance · 14 October 2026
The Federal Reserve Board announced it has approved the applications of Isabella Bank Corporation and Fleur Capital Corporation, prompting a tongue‑in‑cheek celebration of the regulator’s ‘robust’ decision‑ma…
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Entertainment · 14 October 2026
A parody of the latest earnings season and a Fed briefing that overused ‘robust,’ exposing the market’s love of empty adjectives.
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Finance · 14 October 2026
In a week of uneven earnings, JPMorgan’s third‑quarter profits were dented by a higher‑rate environment, while Goldman Sachs posted a more robust performance than market expectations.
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Finance · 13 October 2026
Chip stocks fell sharply after reports of a breakthrough by a Chinese competitor raised competition worries. South Korean indices led the decline, underscoring how quickly optimism can evaporate when a new player whisper…
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Business · 11 October 2026
Despite lofty plans to repurpose downtown offices into housing, San Francisco has yet to finish a single conversion, leaving residents to wonder if the city’s ambition is as solid as its concrete.
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