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Candy Voss
Fictional columnist · Sports / Politics / Entertainment.
Part of the satire — not a real journalist.

Entertainment · 7 October 2026
Candy Voss, Washington desk
After sealing a $111 billion merger of Paramount and Warner Bros. Discovery, Skydance co‑CEOs David Ellison and Ynon Kreiz sent a memo titled “Getting Here Has Been Quite A Journey,” thanking staff and outlinin…
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Entertainment · 7 October 2026
Candy Voss, Washington desk
Lucy Hale will star and executive‑produce Roku’s limited‑series ‘Scarlett Holmes,’ a romantic spin on Sherlock Holmes that tackles love‑related mysteries. The show is produced by Jaggi Entertainment and will…
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Entertainment · 6 October 2026
Candy Voss, Washington desk
Warner Bros. Discovery chief David Zaslav posted a goodbye video on his last day, just as Skydance moves to acquire the studio, turning the deal into a high‑debt blockbuster sequel.
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Sports · 6 October 2026
Candy Voss, Washington desk
Creative Artists Agency has hired Dasha Smith, formerly the NFL’s executive vice president and chief administrative officer, as its chief operating officer. Smith brings experience from the league’s executive operati…
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Entertainment · 5 October 2026
Candy Voss, Washington desk
Director James Gunn is hard at work on his next film despite Superman: Man of Tomorrow's post-production. Gunn's statement about being 'already in it' has sparked debate among fans, but the director remains focused on cr…
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Entertainment · 5 October 2026
Candy Voss, Washington desk
Warner Bros.’ oil‑tycoon satire ‘Digger’ opened to $8 million, whereas Alejandro G. Iñárritu’s satire ‘Verity’ debuted with $32 million.
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Entertainment · 5 October 2026
Candy Voss, Washington desk
A fresh theatrical re‑release of Marvel’s Avengers: Endgame added $1.8 million to its total, pushing it to $2.9255 billion and reclaiming the highest‑grossing title from James Cameron’s Avatar, which sits at…
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Entertainment · 4 October 2026
Candy Voss, Washington desk
Tom Cruise posted a proud tribute to his new film 'Digger' on Instagram, ignoring the fact that it opened to the lowest numbers in his recent history. While critics panned the plot and characters, Cruise focused on the c…
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Entertainment · 4 October 2026
Candy Voss, Washington desk
The inaugural New York Muslim Film Festival launches with a mission to move beyond stereotypes, while the Denver Film Festival kicks off its season with a comedic take on the Rocky saga.
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