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Purdue's Breakaway Leaves PNG Defense in a Daze

Sports · 3 October 2026

Purdue's Breakaway Leaves PNG Defense in a Daze

Jaxon Purdue's decisive try for the Australian PM's XIII against Papua New Guinea resulted in a 6-0 lead, leaving the PNG sideline stunned and the fans questioning the reality of the match.

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