GP's AI Assistant Learns to Play Beach Volleyball: Meet Your New Doctor
In a medical revolution at the beach, doctors are kickin' it with AI, raising patient's pulse, not just blood pressure. 40% of Aussie docs use AI scribes on turf they haven't seen: the TGA's head office. Now, GP's AI assistant, Dr. AI-Pulse, gets $476m to cure, not just diagnose. Mark your calendar for surgery-free Saturdays!
OpenAI’s Medicare slip‑up: AI learns more about your GP than your neighbour’s dog
OpenAI’s latest data breach exposed Medicare details, prompting a parade of council apologies, weather‑related analogies and a queue of…
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