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Upper West Side Gold Heist: Man's Online Scam Leaves Him $9M Poorer, Wall Street Wonders About 'Anti-phishing' Insurance

Upper West Side Gold Heist: Man's Online Scam Leaves Him $9M Poorer, Wall Street Wonders About 'Anti-phishing' Insurance

The NYPD confirmed a gold theft has occurred in the Upper West Side. The victim, who believed his financial assets were under threat, unwittingly purchased the gold bars from a fraudulent online dealer. As a result, he is now facing a new budget category for 'gold theft recovery consultants'. Investors are now pondering the possibility of a surge in demand for 'anti-phishing' insurance. The gold market, however, remains unruffled by the situation.

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