Sunday, 25 October 2026

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Lighter · a photo list, not a news story. The pictures are openly licensed.

Six soft pictures of seals

Here are six soft pictures of seals. Round little faces, and no need to be anywhere else. The pictures are from public collections, not a news report.

020 Wild harbor seal at Jökulsárlón (Iceland) Photo by Giles Laurent. A round face, and nowhere they need to be. — Wikimedia Commons
020 Wild harbor seal at Jökulsárlón (Iceland) Photo by Giles Laurent. A round face, and nowhere they need to be. — Wikimedia Commons
021 Wild smiling harbor seal at Jökulsárlón (Iceland) Photo by Giles Laurent. They look as if the rock is comfortable enough. — Wikimedia Commons
021 Wild smiling harbor seal at Jökulsárlón (Iceland) Photo by Giles Laurent. They look as if the rock is comfortable enough. — Wikimedia Commons
022 Wild smiling harbor seal at Jökulsárlón (Iceland) Photo by Giles Laurent. A soft look, and the sea can wait. — Wikimedia Commons
022 Wild smiling harbor seal at Jökulsárlón (Iceland) Photo by Giles Laurent. A soft look, and the sea can wait. — Wikimedia Commons
Harbor seal (Phoca vitulina) at Magdalen fjord, Svalbard (1). They seem to have settled the afternoon already. — Wikimedia Commons
Harbor seal (Phoca vitulina) at Magdalen fjord, Svalbard (1). They seem to have settled the afternoon already. — Wikimedia Commons
Harbor seal (Phoca vitulina) at Magdalen fjord, Svalbard (2). A pup-shaped pause, which is a good kind. — Wikimedia Commons
Harbor seal (Phoca vitulina) at Magdalen fjord, Svalbard (2). A pup-shaped pause, which is a good kind. — Wikimedia Commons
Harbor seals (Phoca vitulina) at Magdalen fjord, Svalbard (3). They look settled, and the weather can mind itself. — Wikimedia Commons
Harbor seals (Phoca vitulina) at Magdalen fjord, Svalbard (3). They look settled, and the weather can mind itself. — Wikimedia Commons

That is all of them. A soft pause, and then the day again.

if this one landed.