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NextDC’s $3 bn Valuation Wiped Out After Power Pole Crashes Into Expansion Site

NextDC’s $3 bn Valuation Wiped Out After Power Pole Crashes Into Expansion Site

NextDC, one of Australia’s biggest data‑centre operators, saw its market value plunge by roughly $3 bn after a power pole in a Melbourne suburb struck its expansion site.

The unexpected collision caused an immediate market reaction, wiping out the company’s valuation in a single day.

The incident highlights that even high‑tech projects can be tripped up by something as ordinary as a utility pole.

Analysts note that the episode underscores the risks of rapid expansion without thorough infrastructure coordination.

The event has sparked discussion about tighter planning between data‑centre developers and local utilities to avoid similar setbacks in the future.

if this one landed.