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AI‑driven romance scams turn Europe into a continent of digital heartbreakers

AI‑driven romance scams turn Europe into a continent of digital heartbreakers

A love‑letter from a chatbot that asked for a bank PIN is now the most popular pick‑up line in Brussels’ cyber‑café. The romance is as artificial as the AI behind it, and the fallout is all too real – one in four Europeans have already fallen victim to some form of online scam, from stolen identities to faux lovers.

The surge of AI‑generated scams has turned the internet into a digital speed‑dating arena where the only guarantee is a charge on your credit card. Entrust, the security solutions firm that prides itself on keeping the virtual door bolted, has been thrust into the role of unlikely match‑maker, trying to pair users with safe browsing habits.

Minh Nguyen, the company’s chief product officer, warned that both online platforms and governments can… and then left the rest to the imagination, as if the solution were as easy as a software update or a legislative tweak. In reality, the problem is more tangled than a chatbot’s code.

Meanwhile, EU regulators are busy drafting a playbook that reads like a romance novel: “Thou shalt verify thy source, lest thou be scammed.” The draft includes suggestions for mandatory AI‑risk assessments, a ‘no‑flirting‑with‑your‑bank‑details’ clause, and a public awareness campaign starring a cardboard cut‑out of a heart‑shaped firewall.

In an annex that reads like a fortune‑teller’s notebook, analysts predict that by next year the most common scam will involve AI‑generated video calls where the victim is asked to sign a digital contract for a “once‑in‑a‑lifetime investment” – which, unsurprisingly, is just a subscription to a perpetual‑spam service.

For now, Europeans are advised to treat every unsolicited compliment from a digital stranger as a potential phishing attempt, and to keep their passwords as guarded as their love lives.

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