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Macron Bans ‘Illegitimate’ Non‑Union Protests, Lyon First to Feel the Quiet

Macron Bans ‘Illegitimate’ Non‑Union Protests, Lyon First to Feel the Quiet

President Emmanuel Macron has announced a ban on non‑union protests in France, describing such demonstrations as "illegitimate" and warning of a crackdown if they proceed.

The decree makes any protest not organised by a registered union illegal. Lyon has already been placed under the ban as a preview for the weekend, effectively silencing the city’s usual protest activity.

The ban is scheduled to take effect across the country on Saturday, coinciding with a planned day of demonstrations that authorities say will be denied.

The move has sparked a wave of online commentary, with many users joking that the government may finally have a way to keep the streets quiet—at least until the next rally.

In an official statement, the government reiterated its commitment to public order, leaving no room for dissent outside union‑approved channels. As Saturday approaches, the rest of France will be watching to see whether Lyon’s quiet becomes a national trend.

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