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Meta’s Muse AI Hits 10 Million Users, Zuckerberg Turns Earnings Call into a Tech‑Fortune Fair

Meta’s Muse AI Hits 10 Million Users, Zuckerberg Turns Earnings Call into a Tech‑Fortune Fair

Meta Platforms announced a 26% rise in quarterly revenue, attributing the surge to its Muse AI agent, which has reached 10 million users in just six weeks.

During the earnings call, CEO Mark Zuckerberg highlighted the AI milestones and urged investors to increase their support for Meta’s AI initiatives.

The numbers sound impressive, especially when you picture a chatbot that can draft polite apologies for misbehaving drones.

While the market’s exact reaction wasn’t detailed in the report, the upbeat tone of the call suggested confidence in the AI‑driven growth.

The buzz around Muse has investors curious about what the next generation of AI will feel like, even if the hype sometimes outpaces the hardware.

The only real test, according to the call, is whether users will keep chatting with Muse long enough to justify the hype—privacy policies notwithstanding.

if this one landed.