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War‑Hero’s New T‑Shirt Venture Leaves Observers Scratching Their Heads

War‑Hero’s New T‑Shirt Venture Leaves Observers Scratching Their Heads

After a two‑and‑a‑half hour interview that could have been a lunch‑break marathon, disgraced war hero Ben Roberts‑Smith unveiled a clothing brand and an Instagram page.

The interview, streamed live, saw him field questions about his military past and the new brand’s “authenticity”. The studio’s coffee machine reportedly stayed untouched as the clock ticked.

The brand’s first offering is a line of t‑shirts, marketed as “war‑ready” apparel. Observers are already debating whether the venture is a genuine business move or a PR stunt.

The Instagram account went live alongside the interview, instantly drawing attention thanks to his name recognition. Analysts note that the buzz is more about the personality than the product.

While some retail investors wonder about the long‑term viability of a single‑slogan clothing line, the campaign keeps the conversation alive, proving that even a disgraced hero can stay in the headlines.

if this one landed.