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Exclusive Brethren Spokesman Declares No Role in Last Federal Election on US TV

Exclusive Brethren Spokesman Declares No Role in Last Federal Election on US TV

Lloyd Grimshaw, the Exclusive Brethren’s public spokesman, appeared on a right‑wing American television programme ahead of his boss Bruce Hales’s scheduled appearance before Parliament’s electoral matters committee. During the interview Grimshaw told the audience that the church had nothing to do with Australia’s last federal election, a statement he delivered with a dry, almost theatrical confidence.

His comment came just days before Hales was due to give evidence to the committee, where he is expected to detail the church’s internal communications and any alleged political influence. The timing underscored the tension between the Brethren’s public denial of involvement and the parliamentary scrutiny of their activities.

While the host shifted the conversation to other topics, Grimshaw’s brief but emphatic denial remained the focus of the segment. The appearance highlighted the oddity of an Australian religious group being discussed on a US right‑wing platform, adding a layer of irony to the domestic debate.

The Exclusive Brethren have long been the subject of speculation regarding their political neutrality. Grimshaw’s televised denial reinforces the group’s official stance that it remains detached from electoral politics, at least until the next election prompts another round of questions.

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