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Ukraine Fires Up Russian Refineries Again; Truce Turns Into a Refueling Party

Ukraine Fires Up Russian Refineries Again; Truce Turns Into a Refueling Party

If you thought the brief truce had been a lull in the conflict, Ukraine has turned the Ryazan oil refinery into a new battleground overnight.

Early Thursday, drones from Kyiv swooped over the Ryazan plant, just hours after President Zelenskyy announced that the energy ceasefire was over.

Russia’s response was swift: officials declared that Kyiv was “done” with the ceasefire and had resumed its attacks on Russian oil refineries.

The irony of an “energy ceasefire” amid a global energy crisis is not lost on anyone—now the oil pumps themselves are the source of the tension.

The drones have become the new invisible fireworks in a war where the only thing more volatile than the fuel is the political rhetoric.

International observers have noted that each blast echoes like a reminder that the ceasefire was as temporary as a summer breeze.

The world watches, waiting to see whether the next pause will be longer than a coffee break or as fleeting as a Twitter thread.

One can only hope the next lull will give everyone a chance to recharge, instead of refueling a new round of hostilities.

if this one landed.