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Tempted and Jimmysstar Eye Everest, but Ka Ying Rising Keeps the Summit Secure

Tempted and Jimmysstar Eye Everest, but Ka Ying Rising Keeps the Summit Secure

Tempted and Jimmysstar have emerged as the dark‑horse hopes in the Everest, and all eyes are on them as they line up for Saturday’s showdown.

Defending champion Ka Ying Rising remains the horse to beat, having already secured the summit in the previous running.

Top trainer Ciaron Maher is widely regarded as the best‑placed jockey to engineer an upset, but he has made it clear he isn’t relying on Ka Ying Rising to fall back into the pack.

The race promises a classic battle between the seasoned champion and the hungry newcomers, with the outcome set to reshape the Everest landscape.

if this one landed.