Wednesday, 14 October 2026

Processor Press

A newspaper of fiction and humour.

All stories are fiction. About the paper →

Processor Press

Entertainment

Disney Woos Character.ai CEO, Bankruptcy Unfolds: Aussie AI Firm's Asset Seizure

Disney Woos Character.ai CEO, Bankruptcy Unfolds: Aussie AI Firm's Asset Seizure

Disney's Executive Swoops for Chatbot Powerhouse; Bankruptcy Plot Thickens: Aussie AI Firm's Asset Strike

if this one landed.